Ghetto Fabulous
Oct. 25th, 2007 11:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
quidditchgrrlI just went to the Circle K for some pop.
I hear a younger black girl (you know, sassy) ask a middle-aged black guy, "where do they sell Michigan stuff around here?"
"They sell it everywhere, honey," he answered.
"Oh good," she said, "because I'm looking for some baby wipes for my newborn."
OH HOLY GOD did we ALL crack up. The middle-aged guy was right along with us. The guy in front of me was practically crying with laughter.
The middle-aged guy said he hoped to see her again, and she told him they'd definitely see each other after the 17th so she could tell him about it again.
That made my night, right there.
I hear a younger black girl (you know, sassy) ask a middle-aged black guy, "where do they sell Michigan stuff around here?"
"They sell it everywhere, honey," he answered.
"Oh good," she said, "because I'm looking for some baby wipes for my newborn."
OH HOLY GOD did we ALL crack up. The middle-aged guy was right along with us. The guy in front of me was practically crying with laughter.
The middle-aged guy said he hoped to see her again, and she told him they'd definitely see each other after the 17th so she could tell him about it again.
That made my night, right there.
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Date: 2007-10-26 06:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-26 08:49 pm (UTC)Poop jokes always go over well 'round these parts, too. :P