Belated April Fool's Day Bad!Fic

Since camillabloom stuck her Gryffindor Groupies BAD!Fic challenge up, I might as well *cringes* stick mine up for ridicule as well.

And zsazsa101 brought up a good point in her smutlet this morning - some sects of Christianity (like, say, the Southern Baptists, of which Bill Clinton is a member) only consider m/f vaginal intercourse actual sex. Two of us in one day thinking about this, hmmm.

So, here 'tis.

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Ha ha! I've killed more people than you!

From alexmalfoy...


Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?
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I am a sheep, didn't you know?

Like parkergray, I can't resist this short meme:

1. What does your first name mean?
Beautiful Lady.

2. What does your middle name mean?
Wished for child.

3. What does your last name mean? It's most likely Scotch and misspelled from it's original etymology. We came to the US to mine coal in West Virginia in the early 1800's, like a lot of Scottish folk did.

4. What does your name mean when you put it all together?
See above.

5. What would you have been named if you'd been the opposite gender?
*shudders* Donald Ezra or Donald Reuben *thanks the gods above for being born with female genitalia*

6. Any other name oddities?
My mother would never admit it, but my sister was named after the TV show Mork and Mindy - she was born right in the heyday and my mom loved that show. We're going to be boring and name our kids Susan Elizabeth and Justin Patrick, but call them cute things like Liv and JP.