At the risk of upsetting andarta_w

[quidditchgrrl]

() I have never been drunk.
() I have never smoked pot.
() I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex.
() I have never kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) I never crashed a friend's car.
(x) I never been to Japan.
() I never rode in a taxi.
() I never had anal sex.
() I have never been in love.
() I never had sex.
() I have never had sex in public.
() I have never been dumped.
() I never shoplifted.
() I have never been fired.
() I have never been in a fist fight.
() I never had a threesome.
() I have never snuck out of my parents' house.
() I have never been tied up (sexually).
() I have never been caught masturbating.
() I have never pissed on myself.
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex.
() I have never been arrested.
() I have never made out with a stranger.
() I have never stolen something from my job.
(x) I have never celebrated New Years in Times Square.
(x) I never went on a blind date.
() I never lied to a friend.
() I never had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.
(x) I have never been to Europe.
() I have never skipped school.
() I have never slept with a co-worker.
() I have never cut myself on purpose.
(x) I have never had sex at the office.
(x) I have never got married.
(x) I have never got divorced.
(x) I have never had children