Honeybunch lays down The Rules

[quidditchgrrl]

water_witch posted a Times article concerning Dr. Laura's new book and her take on marriage. Honeybunch and I got to talking about this after I showed him the article. He really is one hell of a guy.

Me: So, what do you think?
HB: Listening to [Dr. Laura; his terms for her are not to be repeated in any company] giving relationship advice is like letting Dr. Phil give you dieting tips. Oh wait.
HB: She's such a male basher too.
Me: How so?
HB: According to her, men are completely fucking stupid; all they want out of life is food and sex. Not love or respect, because forcing your wife to have sex when she doesn't want to is fucked up and she'd hate you for it. Do the fucking laundry for once. You don't need a f-ing manual for this shit. (Paraphrased here, as his rant was a good two minutes long.)
ME: O.o Okay. (HB is rather reticent except in matters of his favorite sports teams)
HB: No. Here are the fucking Rules. Number one: Respect yourself. If you can't do that, find out how you can. Number two: Find someone who respects you. If you can't, stay single. Number three: You must respect the other person. If you can't, stay single.
Me: Um, okay, you're starting to sound like Dr. Laura now...
HB: All I need is to upload the money shot and I'm all set.

Have another interview today and three tomorrow. Keeps my LJ account active, you know.