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...or is that just laserjet ink?
Various questions on the FBI Bioterrorism Preparedness Act form (and what they really mean, aside from 'you never should have gotten this far'):
Are you a fugitive from justice (are you hiding from us right beneath our noses - d'oh!)?
Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective or been committed to any mental institution (are you retarded, boy, or just plain crazy)?
Are you an unlawful user of any controlled substance (are you high, boy)?
Have you been discharged from the Armed Services of the United States under dishonorable conditions (what the hell did you do to get court martialed)?
Are you an alien illegally or unlawfully in the United States (do you speak English, boy)?
Paperwork Reduction Act Notice: this form will waste 30 minutes of time. Done and done!
Various questions on the FBI Bioterrorism Preparedness Act form (and what they really mean, aside from 'you never should have gotten this far'):
Are you a fugitive from justice (are you hiding from us right beneath our noses - d'oh!)?
Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective or been committed to any mental institution (are you retarded, boy, or just plain crazy)?
Are you an unlawful user of any controlled substance (are you high, boy)?
Have you been discharged from the Armed Services of the United States under dishonorable conditions (what the hell did you do to get court martialed)?
Are you an alien illegally or unlawfully in the United States (do you speak English, boy)?
Paperwork Reduction Act Notice: this form will waste 30 minutes of time. Done and done!
