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[quidditchgrrl]

Meme! Things that make me happy:

1. Spending an entire day alone.
2. Having wonderful friends, wherever they may be >:D<
3. Music, period.
4. Bernie and Omar. Pets are love <3
5. When I come home and Honeybunch gives me a big hug. He's like a nice, squishy, muscle-y teddy bear. :)
6. Jeni's Ice Cream. :-9



7 Lists of 7, via queenkatieett:


Seven things I plan to do before I die:
1. Get a decent job and prove to the naysayers that YES, I can use that degree in anthropology!
2. Win the lottery.
3. Bury my dad.
4. Have something published.
5. Bungee jump.
6. Like queenkatieett, avoid having children.
7. Be a normal weight.

Seven things that I can do:
1. Identify blood spatter and tooth wear patterns.
2. Be friendly with people of all backgrounds, so long as they respect mine.
3. Make people cry.
4. Be completely oblivious to "fame" and "glory" - I can still make you cry, bitch.
5. Drive in bad weather.
6. Cook.
7. Blend into a crowd.

Seven things I cannot do:
1. Equate sex with love. Sex is sex, love is love, and never shall the two meet outside of a romance novel.
2. Watch a movie without giving commentary.
3. Eat bacon, broccoli, dairy or tomatoes.
4. Return my library materials on time. When I wasn't working for the library, a lot of my disposable $ went to fine payments.
5. Refrain from buying new lipsticks, which I never wear.
6. Stop fighting the good fight.
7. Only one thing at a time.

Seven things that attract me to members of the opposite sex:
1. Wide shoulders.
2. "Regular" teeth - a lot of people who've had braces look like they've had a sledgehammer taken to their lips - and a sincere smile.
3. Sense of humor.
4. Body hair, just enough in the right places. Just a dusting at the small of the back...perfect.
5. Cute glasses.
6. Tallness or shortness.
7. A good story.

Seven things I say most often:
1. Interesting...
2. Whatever.
3. You know what I mean?
4. ^&$*!
5. Geez.
6. Uh, yeah.
7. Guh.

Seven touchstone albums:

1. The Chronic, Dr. Dre. Finally made rap music palatable to white folks, and made it cool to already have all Public Enemy's albums.
2. Musicforthemorningafter, Pete Yorn. Because it is.
3. Nine Inch Nails, Pretty Hate Machine. *raises eyebrow and nods*
4. Starfish, The Church.
5. Purple Rain, Prince. Tipper, I didn't have a CLUE what "Darling Nikki" was about until you opened your piehole. My mother thanks you for forcing her to define "masturbation" to a 9-year-old.
6. Rank, The Smiths.
7. Disintegration, The Cure.

Comments

[queenkatieett.livejournal.com]

What's up with people not commenting on this, the best meme ever?

I think my favourite was "tallness or shortness". So you like a guy who's 6'4" and a guy who's 5'2", but that guy who's 5'11"? Not a chance.

[quidditchgrrl.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yep, that about covers it, I think. I've never dated anyone who was exactly my height. If you don't have to move to meet them halfway, where's the fun in tight spaces? :D

[queenkatieett.livejournal.com]

I wish I didn't have problems with the short man. My height is tolerable, but I hate feeling LARGE next to a boy.

NYC is full of short boys who need attention. You know, just in case you're interested.