Ghetto Fabulous

[quidditchgrrl]

I just went to the Circle K for some pop.

I hear a younger black girl (you know, sassy) ask a middle-aged black guy, "where do they sell Michigan stuff around here?"

"They sell it everywhere, honey," he answered.

"Oh good," she said, "because I'm looking for some baby wipes for my newborn."

OH HOLY GOD did we ALL crack up. The middle-aged guy was right along with us. The guy in front of me was practically crying with laughter.

The middle-aged guy said he hoped to see her again, and she told him they'd definitely see each other after the 17th so she could tell him about it again.

That made my night, right there.

Comments

[sadslacker.livejournal.com]

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"


Where in Columbus is there a Circle K?

[quidditchgrrl.livejournal.com]

There are a couple...mainly in the ghetto, lol. This one's a half-block from my place, corner of Schrock and Karl Rd.

[mindyfromohio.livejournal.com]

oh SNAP! That's *hilarious*!

[netbyrd.livejournal.com]

Michigan baby wipes would sell well around here among all the U of I freaks.

[alissomora.livejournal.com]

Circle K! Awesome. I'm going to guess it's because I'm not American that I actually don't get what's funny about what the girl said ;)

[quidditchgrrl.livejournal.com]

The University of Michigan and Ohio State University are HUGE sports rivals, so it was an OH SNAP! kind of joke.

Poop jokes always go over well 'round these parts, too. :P