Oh yes, such fun. (Not.) Ya know the first time I had sex didn't hurt at all. (Well not much anyway.) The first time I had a gynecological exam (which was AFTER I lost my virginity) hurt like Hell.

Go figure. It's that slide it in, crank it open part that got me. OHMYFUCKINGGODIWANTTODIE ... and I ask you ... where is the dignity spread out like that. I always wanna ask the doctor, "Since you're so knowledgable abotu me now ... tell me a bit about yourself ... something truly deep and EMBARASSSING!"

Heh.

But ya gotta admit, Damien's entry was funny as Hell. :D