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Dear asshole idiot driver with Michigan plates,
When a State Trooper comes screaming down the interstate, lights and sirens blaring, it is customary to SLOW DOWN and PULL OVER TO THE RIGHT. Pacing me so that I can't move out of the way is not only dangerous, but a good reason for me to sideswipe you and run you off the road.
Fortunately, jamming the gas and cutting you off did the trick.
No love, and waiting to kick your ass on the 18th,
PBG
In other news, the Rolling Stone with Jon and Stephen on the cover was slated for delivery today. I haven't gotten my issue! Wah!
Quote of the day: "I bought some meth, but I threw it away." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one.
Whatever. Have a good weekend! :D
When a State Trooper comes screaming down the interstate, lights and sirens blaring, it is customary to SLOW DOWN and PULL OVER TO THE RIGHT. Pacing me so that I can't move out of the way is not only dangerous, but a good reason for me to sideswipe you and run you off the road.
Fortunately, jamming the gas and cutting you off did the trick.
No love, and waiting to kick your ass on the 18th,
PBG
In other news, the Rolling Stone with Jon and Stephen on the cover was slated for delivery today. I haven't gotten my issue! Wah!
Quote of the day: "I bought some meth, but I threw it away." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one.
Whatever. Have a good weekend! :D
